randoms.

A few random things that I feel necessary to blog about. . .

I go to college, an arrogant, cocky college but t

hat is besides the point. College exposes you to many things you never thought you'd be exposed to . . . drinking, sex, endless homework, and peer pressure beyond your wildest imagination. There are other things that college exposes that could be avoided.

For example,

Ladies. LEGGINGS ARE NOT PANTS.

Other than a pair of$160 UGGs dragging on the ground, this is my biggest pet peeve. Jean = pants, sweatpants = pants, shorts = pants, yoga pants = pants, LEGGINGS = NO PANTS.

The point of being a sophisticated college woman other than outsmart boys in class (hah) is to make sure that we keep the boys coming (this sounds bad). As in, never cease to quit attracting boys . . . it's a girl thing, honestly. But girls, in doing this, we do NOT run around exposing every last square inch. We must keep them wondering! Leave SOMETHING mysterious for them to ponder about other than how absolutely genius we are : ) Because leggings, well they don't exactly leave any room to wonder . . . they definitely don't. So please, retire the leggings with UGGs unless you are pairing them with a cute, LONG (key word) tunic, sweater, a dress etc. NOT leggings + a tshirt or a sweatshirt or a tank top.

I've developed my Christmas list. Don't worry, I've already told my mother : ) she is fully aware of exactly what I want. I figured I'd remind her though through my blog since she reads it so often. So here ya go, Ma . . . tell Santa for me would ya : )

• an iPhone

It is beautiful, wouldn't you agree? Very versatile too . . . mp3, phone, computer, gaming system (basically), I mean it's an all in one phone so it's totally worth $299 for the 32GB one (ahem, preferably in white), I mean this is after we terminate the contract with Sprint (booooo) which is $200 some dollars.

• a dog

I mean, how precious is this little guy? He's a German Shepard / St Bernard mix. I already have a name picked out for him! Baby! Inspiration: Dirty Dancing : ) But really, I want a dog to go running with me and chase off bad guys, and what better than two big dogs combined into one? That means TWICE the fight and strength, yeah? : ) And if that doesn't work, well I want two of these guys : )

I want a tan one to be named Smash 'cause their face looks like it's smashed in, and a black one to be named Zola after Zola Budd, an amazing runner from South Africa from the the 80's. Awww!! I can't wait!!

• an apartment

Oh wait, I already have one!! Isn't this a bitchin' kitchen, in the words from the genius guy off of the movie, Accepted? Yes, we signed the lease on the apartment officially on Wednesday and Thursday- exciting huh? Four other girls and I will be residing in a lovely 5 bedroom apartment on the top floor (aka: penthouse : P bahaha I wish) of Church Street. We are conveniently located within walking distance to UM, the library, and the bars : P I mean, c'mon, we'll be 21. This means drinking and driving will be strongly discouraged and avoided entirely : ) Drunk stumbling may be a problem. And it won't be until the spring/summer that all of this goes down, seeing how I am the only one who will be 21 for about three or four months : ( Whatev, Ma, you can check that one off of your list, even though I really bought it for myself. . .

. . . drumroll please for the last item on my Christmas list . . .

• A CAR.

For sure, right?! That's the color I want too . . . and I would like it fully loaded with the Sport-Premium Package which includes speakers, heated seats, a moon/sunroof, heated mirrors, keyless entry, Sony surround sound, rear camera, a reverse detecting system to make sure I don't back into anything, Blind Spot Information System, power seats, 6 disc changer, and it's only $4,030 more than the already priced $26,180!!

I can't wait for Christmas, family!! : )

I am off to imerse myself entirely in Bio and Italian . . . two exams on my birthday? What kind of present is that? : (

. . . on the other hand, Jeff is home tomorrow : )